事故、错误和灾难 Accidents, Blunders and Calamities(2015)
导演: James Cunningham
编剧: James Cunningham
主演: Ryan Mullany Finn O'Leary Janet Kidd
制片国家/地区: 新西兰
上映日期: 2015-11-12(给我看短片电影节)
片长: 5分钟 IMDb: tt4901102 豆瓣评分：7.9 下载地址：迅雷下载
简介：
- A father possum reads his kids a bedtime story that's an alphabet of the most dangerous animal of all – HUMANS!
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影评：
- 中文完全看不出来里面最恶搞的点——这本动物幼儿故事ABC（Accidents，Blunders，and Calamities）整本书就是标准幼儿字母学习读物！
每一句暗黑的动物死法小故事不仅内容精彩，还非常地寓教于乐，对于人类学英语的娃，一口气记住二十六个人名动物名及若干画面感极强的动词名词，简直一举多得！
故事内容大致听写了一下，没有找到原版的字幕，先凑合着看一下。
Accidents, blunders, and calamities
Andrew the Adder, altered by arrow.
Brandon the bumblebee bulled by a bottle
Callon the Cricket was covered in chunder
Daniel the Dragonfly drowned beer down under
Edgar the Earwig was echoed apart
Freddie the Firefly, fried by a fart
Geofferey the gerbil, engendered a goal
Hannah the hedgehog, head down the wrong hole
Ivan the Inchworm, was idly impaled
James the jerboa was unjustly jalied
Kelly the killerbee, was kicked by the keeper
Lisa the lemming, was level by leaper
Mary the Mantis made a god of a mess
Neto the newt, is not news for loch ness
Ollie the octopus, opt for the ocean
Peter the Possum, was pickled in potion
Quinten the quail was quashed by a quints
Robert the rooster, rubbed out by the rinse
Steven the stinkbug, was sliced by a sneeze
Ted the taranrula, couldn't tolerate trees
Ulry the urakbird, he was undertaken
Venitta the Vinegar fly, was caught in ventilator
Winnibur the weta, he went the wrong way
Xander the Xenopus, He expired by X-ray
Yasmin the Yellow Jacket, was hit by a yachting hat
Zackery the zepper fly, got stunned by a zaffer zump