李:说过,自己每一部电影在剧本创作阶段,都觉得自己像在创作下一部《》,但在实际拍摄中,他觉得自己就像5 dollar whore,只希望一切早点结束就好。其实,我在写《猛尸镇》的剧本时,就觉得自己像5 dollar whore了,实际拍摄的时候我都不知道自己像什么了……
K:像奥逊·威尔斯?
李:也有可能。那是种极其荒诞的感觉。写剧本的时候个人当然是怎么high怎么写,但实际拍摄的时候,看着一帮工作人员凌晨赶工,无比严肃认真地要实现你脑海里那些不着调的画面,是会让你怀疑人生的。比如,一个很敬业的老演员,比我母亲还年长,要去演一个跳健美操的僵尸。老人家一脸严肃,辛苦地左蹦右跳,问我是做这个舞蹈动作好,还是那个舞蹈动作好——理论上,我希望她跳得越傻越好,但看到她对自己舞蹈表现出来的热情执着,似乎很相信自己所从事的是艺术工作,于是我要很心虚地对她解释,做出哪个动作,会更体现出“艺术效果”;之后,这位老阿姨还要演出自己脑袋被刺刀插穿的情景,我要告诉她,刺刀拔出来的时候,头颅应该怎样表现“艺术地”晃动……what the fuck da I'm doing, man! 这是我拍摄电影时内心最常出现的独白。
<图片19> <图片20> 李:作为一个艺术家,我应该固执己见,把风格坚持到极致,就是要拍个五分钟马头马屁股膈应你,哪怕赚不了钱,好歹也是完成了一件艺术作品,不是吗?但作为一个5 dollar whore,除了铁杆穿胸膛菜刀爆头之类特有艺术追求的画面外,大部分时间我都觉得大家爱咋咋地吧。你们觉得按你们习惯的方式整,这部片子才可以被正常人类接受?Good,就这么整吧。本来我的剧本里写了一段情节,日本生化实验室里。衣衫褴褛的女地下党员被绑在实验台上。Well,一段SM画面。实际拍摄呢?女地下党员穿着一件大棉袄出现了……爱咋咋地吧。
李:个人最爱还是《It's a Motherf#cking Opera》。歌词就是不停在重复“It's a Motherf#cking Opera”,张大雕觉得内容太低俗,自己不肯唱,所以骗了一个当年大学声乐社团的学妹来唱,很高端大气的美声。
K:总而言之,刚录的那首《Zombie Town》唱出了你制作整部片的心声吧?
李:必须的。
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那在此就附送《Zombie Town》歌词吧: 试听地址:
Verse 1: This Zombie Town you can't escape People came people went people be erased Nobody dare to face the history Waiting for no future lie in grave
Digging up the coffin No skeleton left they all be forgotten Praying some one listen The voices secretly deeply hidden
Forgive me I can't go back to where I started The hatred's fucking mutual once ignited it can't be exterminated
Dead man walking children dying Ignorance scews the whole damn system eliminating all the different opinions
Without a brain to process All the suffocated stupid questions Consuming the truth behind the unspoken oppressed conscience
What you sayin' the world still worth to be fought for? Nuh, I don't think so Let the zombies out eating up you fucking psycho The circle of cannibalism motherfucking decay and rotten party
Chorus: Welcome to the Zombie Town No one no one could escape Fuck you who you think you are We will gut you inside out
Sing: You fucking bitch who think you're special We put you down (Put you down bitch) Dismembered like a motherfucker as some Picasso rubbish (Recycle some shit)
Mail your parts piece by piece back to your mom (Hi, sign here) Make sure you alive and witness before we'd done
Verse 2: It's not the first time won't be the last time Minemani mow, open up your skull I'ma doctor without a licence with all ambitions and fuck you patients performing autopsy on living human Enjoy your screaming...
What the fuck you're expecting, a classic movie? It calls Zombietown you fucking asshole
With shitty low budget Sorry-ass CG Terrible acting, non-talented directing Why we ever make it still bother the hell out of me
The only good thing come out of the shit It's this song that we made will haunt you to death We'd put that spell on you bitch Kyle Lee and Toni back to Chorus!
Chorus: Welcome to the Zombie Town No one no one could escape Fuck you who you think you are We will gut you inside out
outro: It's another level 2016, Kyle Lee and Toni Cheung We're back in the game Can you dig it?