糟糕历史 第五季 Horrible Histories Season 5(2013)

又名: 歷史咁都得(港)

编剧: Dave Cohen Gerard Foster Giles Pilbrow Steve Punt Laurence Rickard Ben Ward

主演: 马修·贝恩顿 西蒙·法纳比 吉姆·霍威克 本·威尔邦德 玛莎·豪-道格拉斯 Laurence Rickard

类型: 喜剧 儿童

制片国家/地区: 英国

上映日期: 2013-05-27

集数: 12 单集片长: 30分钟 IMDb: tt3071280 豆瓣评分：9.5 下载地址：迅雷下载

简介：

《糟糕历史》是CBBC出品的一档儿童节目，但吸引到了各个年龄段的观众。该节目用喜剧的视角向观众朋友们展示历史上最囧的一面，涉及到古希腊、古罗马、阿兹特克、印加、世界大战以及英国历史上各王朝等，内容丰富，寓教于乐。几位演员可谓全才，对各种类型的角色的塑造堪称经典，并且能歌善舞。《糟糕历史》中的歌舞桥段，可谓一大看点。总之，一句话形容，就是“外表荒诞无节操，内心高洁学问高”。《糟糕历史》欢迎你的收看！

演员：

马修·贝恩顿(导演) 西蒙·法纳比 吉姆·霍威克 本·威尔邦德 玛莎·豪-道格拉斯 多米妮克·摩尔

影评：

1. 第五季是HH原班人马“六人组”【小哥Mat，小胖Jim，本叔Ben，Simon叔，Martha姐，还有可爱Larry?】合作出品的最后一季，从第六季开始Jim和Simon还在，别的主创就退出啦

   以下整理六人组最后一首歌We're History的歌词。我永远爱HH！

   

   Stone Age brought you speech

   Farms, the wheel and fire

   Then metal was explored

   Which meant we could make swords

   To kill and build empires

   Think Ancient Egypt was nicer

   Pharaoh's tombs, lovely shrines

   But some were living graves

   For hundreds of poor slaves

   And pig's eye was our cure for the blind

   Greek civilization our creation

   Drama and philosophy

   But Sparta praised lying

   Celebrated dying

   And Hippocrates drank wee

   We're history

   We brought you bloodshed

   Greek excursions

   To battle the Persains

   Disembowelling our dead

   Together we made the world

   A little bit grim

   We're history 【Ben叔和Mat的温暖抱抱！】

   Could be fairly dim

   We Romans brought you roads

   And public medicine

   A Gladiator fighting

   Feeding men to lions

   Burning Christians, that kind of thing, you know

   Then came the Middle Ages

   Saxons, Normans, Vikings, Celts

   A time of invasion

   Feudalism, famine

   Black death, bubos and welts

   1066 saw Harold in a fix

   As William conquered all

   What was the bettin

   An arrow in his retina

   Would lead to his downfall

   We're history

   We brought invasion and strife

   We attacked monasteries

   Said, "Give us gold, please"

   Then we took your life

   Our crusades meant slaughter

   Wherever we'd go

   We're history

   Was it pretty? No

   Tudor Stuart Georgian

   Monarchs next in line

   Brought progress in science and art

   Also beheadings, burnings, civil war

   Breed an economy, for a start

   We're history

   We gave you plague and disease

   Travelled, found the Incans

   Spread smallpox in a blink and

   Brought them to their knees

   Dogs, cats and the French blamed

   For plague along the way

   We're history

   Not such happy days

   Victorian technology

   Went hand-in-hand with poverty

   Kids up chimneys and down mines

   Improvements to the world did pick up

   Despite some violent hiccups

   Two World Wars, millions died

   We're history

   Our times smelly and gory

   We reigned over you

   And told you what to do

   And that is this story

   Thought we were amazing

   Though you may quibble

   We're history

   And we made it horrible

   We're history 【再次剪辑了horrible husbands的抱抱?】