下人:老爷老爷,不好了!门口来了许多奥斯曼人! 老爷:啊,奥斯曼人到咱们这儿干什么? 下人:你看你看! 老爷:奥斯曼大人(鞠躬) 刘路乌斯:爹,我是乌斯啊! 老爷:啊?乌斯!(仔细观摩),哎呀,真是乌斯啊!他娘的,差点叫老子走了眼!我还以为你是真奥斯曼蛮子呢! (里面请手势)来来来,坐坐坐。 来,坐(叹气) 旁人;啊,这小子真出息了啊! 老爷:儿子,你这下巴上咋的了? 刘路乌斯:爹,这是穆斯林大胡子。奥斯曼人呐,都这么留!贼讲究。 老爷:哦,穆斯林胡? 好,这大胡子真好啊(手摸刘路脸观摩清真胡),这下巴上都是。 众人:哈哈哈哈哈 老爷:穆斯林大胡子好啊 刘路乌斯:我给您带来了几瓶茴香酒,这是奥斯曼茴香酒,和咱们的拜占庭葡萄酒不一个味,您尝尝。 老爷:哦,哎,这怎么没杯子呢? 刘路乌斯:爹,喝这种茴香酒,在奥斯曼得偷偷喝,不能被抓住。喝的时候得掺一点水,就变白了。 老爷:好,这玩艺儿挺好啊,留着给我当烟盒 刘路:爹,给你这个烟盒 老爷:哎呀,这玩艺儿好啊,大奥斯曼清真货就是好,你看看,做什么都讲究,啊?哈哈哈。儿子啊,走这几年咋样? 刘路乌斯:还好,拜真主安拉所赐,一切如愿以偿。 老爷:好,这就好,老四啊 下人:哎,老爷 老爷:去告诉厨子,做几个拜占庭好菜,再整个kebab和手抓饭,少爷最得意这口(老四答是) 刘路乌斯:哎,爹,不必了,一会啊,我还有要事,我还要到我们穆罕默德大苏丹那儿去一趟 老爷:默罕默德?还大苏丹?嘶~我说咱们这没这个人吧?哈~? 刘路乌斯:爹,这是我们的奥斯曼巴西琉斯。 老爷:哦,是你们的巴西琉斯啊,哎,儿子啊,你现在是什么官职啊? 刘路乌斯:爹,我现在是耶尼切里军团小团长了。 老爷:哦,耶尼切里团长?好,好啊! 刘路乌斯:爹,其实我早就是奥斯曼人了,我都入了奥斯曼国籍了。
老四:Master, master is not good, there are many Japanese at the door. 老爷:Uh? What are the Japanese doing here? 老四:You see! You see! 老爷:Ha ha, Tai Jun. 刘路:It's me, Dad.Liu Lu 老爷:Ah? Liu Lu?Ah! It's really Liu Lu!Damn it, I almost got the wrong guy!I thought you were a real Japanese!Come on, sit, sit, sit!Come and sit. 路人:It's Liu Lu coming back ~This kid is really capable. 老爷:Son, what's wrong with your nose? 刘路:Dad, this is a Japanese mustache.That's what the Japanese do.This is their style. 老爷:Oh, Japanese beard.Oh, that's great! What a nice Japanese beard!These two sides are naked, and this Japanese beard is good! 刘路:I brought you some bottles of sake.This is Sake.It's not the same taste as our northeast wine.Please have a taste. 老爷:Oh, why is this still square? 刘路:Dad, when you drink this sake in Japan,It is very particular to make vats out of pine wood.Drink it out of a wooden cup.There is a delicate smell. 老爷:OK.This thing is very good.Keep it for my cigarette case. 刘路:Dad! 老爷:um 刘路:Here's a cigarette case. 老爷:Ah! This thing is good!Japanese goods are good!You see, everything is exquisite.Son, how have you been these last few years? 刘路:It's okay, everything worked out. 老爷:OK! That's good.Lao Si! 老四:Ah, master. 老爷:Go! Tell the cook to cook some good dishes.And make a pig face.The young master likes it best. 老四:All right! Yes! 刘路:Dad, no need.I have something important to do later.I'm going to our senior Colonel Oda's place. 老爷:Oda? Senior Colonel? I Don't think we have such a person here, do we? 刘路:Dad, He's my Japanese officer. 老爷:Oh, your commanding officer?Hey, son. What is your official position now? 刘路:Dad, I'm the captain of the Japanese gendarmerie now. 老爷:Oh, captain of the gendarmerie!OK! Hooray! 刘路:Dad, in fact, I have long been Japanese.I have become a Japanese citizen!